She’s a very freaky gurl, don’t bring her to mama
First you get her name, then you get her number
Then you get some brain in the front seat of the Hummer
(Source: ruinedchildhood)
Tracks
When you see this, you reblog this.
you must
The best part.lmfao. That nigga started feelin’ himself SO much
(Source: thebrandonjay)
Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can’t reply, I just have to read it and post it.
(Source: starspangledcaptainamerica)
Look at my arm right there. You see that? I got that when I was 18 years old, and I’ll tell you something: I regret it, cause this tattoo don’t come off. I have a tattoo of a cow’s head because I loved that cheese then. So I get the cow, and I go in there and I’m a little drunk… and I said, “Gimme that cow head from that cheese, I love that cheese… ” And now I have a cow, a cheese cow on my arm, Brendan. Don’t get a tattoo, that’s what I’m telling you. Play soccer. Brendan, take a look at my chest. You know what that is right there? That’s the woman from the Chiquita Banana. I got that tattooed on my chest. I am an idiot. I’ve got trademarked products all over my body. It’s like going to a market. Because I was drunk one night. Don’t live like me.
Read it in his voice.
An expertly done three point turn
Weren’t expecting that house
Reblogging for that last comment ^
(Source: cannabinomad)
ladies and gentlemen may I please present to you…
Elijah Wood in drag
On dirait Anne-Marie Losique, ok bye.
OMG….
OUI.
(Source: creampiecav)
When the Bus driver won’t stop letting people on the bus…
I’m just like…
Submitted by JL
NO MICROSOFT WORD IM PRETTY SURE THATS HOW I SPELL MY NAME THANKS FOR THE SUGGESTION THOUGH
